I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
im supposed to go to this party tonight but that means i have to look nice and im so not feelin it
my moms advice
"dress nice enough people will hit on you but not wanna take you to bed"
if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you